February 2012
In other news
Anderson Cooper looks DAMN fine in pink
Like, I’m all cool with choice and you want to have kids, k whatever.
But look, don’t sob and bitch and complain when you wreck your body and it’s blatantly obvious you’re going to have a FUCKING MISCARRIAGE BECAUSE YOUR LAST CHILD WAS SICK
I fucking said, oh she’s going to have a miscarriage.
Everyone knew this shit
Am I a fucking doctor?
No.
So, like...
The fuck is this Duggar shit on my Anderson
They already started off bad-mouthing birth control, those fuckers.
Cannot fucking stand them.
So, I really want to dye my hair again.
Let’s have a vote?
Whole head magenta
Whole head purple
Streaks/tips magenta
Streaks/tips purple
Streaks/tips blue
More blonde (just a simple dye to bring out the blonde)
More Brown (^^ ^^ but brown)
More Red (^^ ^^ but red)
Whole head Black
“That is someone who does not understand consent, so he should never get laid.”
– Femma (via raggedyanndy)
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via stfuconservatives, sixpencesoulcake )
Brb, gonna go do this.
I AM FUCKING GOING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT AND IT WILL BE A DICTATORSHIP AND ILL GET SHIT DONE, COOL SHIT, IMPORTANT SHIT AND FUCK OLD REPUBLICAN ASS WHITE MEN AND ABORTION WILL BE LEGAL AND ILL FUCK WITH FUCKERS AND BE LIKE LOL NO VIAGRA POUR VOUS AND NO FUCKING VASECTOMIES FUCK YOU AND BIRTH CONTROL WILL BE RAINING FROM THE SKIES AND CUPCAKES EVERYWHERE ALSO KITTENS IN BOW TIES AND PUPPIES...
